THIS VIDEO HAS NOT BEEN RETOUCHED. I REALLY LOOK THAT BAD!!!

Once of my best friends is someone I’ve never met.  That’s right. Sounds weird, eh?  Her name is Holly Pavlika, and she is some kind of big Kahuna over at Big Fuel in New York City aka The Big Apple. She also blogs at HaveMomentum.com about women and moms and social media and other smart stuff like that.  Once I guest blogged at her site, but nobody read it, not even my mother, and then I Mara-prastinated and never wrote for her again.

Holly and I met on Twitter, and bonded over our teenage daughters who steal our clothing that still has tags on it.  Anyways, I’ll get to meet Holly next year in The Big Apple when I attend BlogHer12 (a blogging conference) and crash at her house.  I have agreed to stay with Holly as her houseguest if she doesn’t make me wake up at 5 am to go to the gym.  However, I’ve told Holly that if she wants to bring me coffee back from the gym by 7:00, that will be acceptable.

Wow!! I digress.  Anyways, Holly has coined a Follow Friday hashtag that goes like this:  #MomsILiketoFollowFriday.  Obviously, that hashtag is way too long, and has been shortened to #MILFF.  It creates a lot of hilarity amongst the dirty minded men who happen to see it on Twitter. Then, we have to explain it to them, and they get all embarrassed, and that makes it even more fun.

Holly has rocked the Twitter world, and as she approached 5000!!! yes!!!! 5000!!!! followers she convinced her colleague, Seth Berk, (just follow bother him @sethberk) that she should have a party to celebrate, and #milff5000 was born.

Join us on FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH AT 9-10 PM est

The FACEBOOK page http://ht.ly/6mpSZ  has all the deets, including prizes and pictures of the gorgeous #MILLFS who will be hosting.  There are lots of hosts because we will all end up in Twitter Jail.

This is an approximation of the #MILFF T-shirt I'll be wearing

NOMINATE A #MILFF AS QUEEN AND YOU CAN WIN!! (YOU’RE GONNA NOMINATE ME, RIGHT?)

Use #MILFFqueen as the hashtag and give a short reason why. (just less than 120 characters)
The #MILFFQueen will win a $50 American Express gift card courtesy of Mom-entum
and Big Fuel.